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Better Than Sports
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I offer no guarantee that you will understand a single word I say
I am just a selfish, stubborn egomaniac who likes to entertain
This is better than sports
I never have to play ball again, again, again
Somewhere in my fifteen minutes I offended every single one of you
And maybe it’s not your business to decipher every little thing I do
This is better than sports
I never have to play ball again, again, again
This is better than love
I never wanna see you again, again, again
WOO!
Give me medals, give me trophies, build a shrine in honor of me, I DEMAND!
I need extensive therapy but I don’t have the patience so I’ll start a band
This is better than sports
I never have to play ball again, again, again
This is better than love
I never wanna see you again, again, again
I don’t wanna play ball ever again again again
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pus encrusted sows teats
soggy, stinking piss-drenched sheets
head lice, anal sores, garbage baby, fetid corpse
engorged fleas, skin your knees
weeping scabs and diseased trees
rotten fruit, shit-heeled boot
crab-infested prostitute
THERE'S A SPIDER LAYING EGGS IN MY HAIR!!!
halitosis, unemployed
emotionally-stunted mama's boy
locked in shed, left for dead
decapitated penis head
bucket of vomit, moldy clothes
bleeding from a broken nose
chicken fight, chigger bite
demon ressurection rite
THERE'S A SPIDER LAYING EGGS IN MY HAIR!!!
Blinded by the stage lights, I'm acting out
You're listening to a grown man pontificate and pout
THERE'S A SPIDER LAYING EGGS IN MY HAIR!!!
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Geek Descent
03:05
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I'll plant it with you, our seed of geek descent
I'll say it with you, I'll take what I can get
I'll plant it with you and water it with years
dedicated to vinyl records and beer
And he's so happy to belong to a hive mind
They are welcoming are strong, it's true
Never ever worry 'bout being left behind
Every geek needs a gaggle to belong to
No more chants!!
No more chants!!
One more chance?
I'll sleep beside you, a dream of something more
will creep inside you and leave its mess on your floor
I'll plant it with you and water it with tears
devastated by lonely feelings and fear
Don't you want to belong to a hive mind?
They are welcoming and strong, it's true
Never ever worry 'bout being left behind
Every sheep needs a shepherd to look up to
One more chance!
One more chance!
One more chance!
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Dynamic Fuzz Bomb Sacramento, California
...And then the fuzz bomb goes off. It gets EVERYWHERE. Don't you feel silly now.
Dynamic Fuzz Bomb
is:
Ben Steinert doing lead vocals n' guitar
Ry Strella on the axe
Mike Strickland on bass
Andy Tate whacking drums
... more
Dynamic Fuzz Bomb recommends:
Two dudes absolutely wailing on drums and guitar -- a stream of consciousness wall of sound.
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A classic! Masterfully crafted songs chock full of great melody, harmony, and top-notch production.
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In the Event of My Death Please Submit to Mainframe
by The Ben Steinert Assault
After my last band broke up, life blossomed with creative freedom: sketching, painting, sculpting, writing, and this album that feels incredibly honest and spontaneous. DFB plays a few of these songs
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