Begone, Ill Wig! Vol. I

by Dynamic Fuzz Bomb

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Volume one of the three-part Begone, Ill Wig!

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released April 23, 2013

Written and recorded by Steinert
Mixed by Steinert/Strickland
Mastered at Station to Station
Art - Cody Scott and Matt Hull
Layout - Danny Ensele

Dynamic Fuzz Bomb consists of these fine gentlemen
Ben Steinert
Ry Strella
Mike Strickland
Andy Tate

JOIN THE HIVE MIND:
dynamicfuzzbomb.bandcamp.com
www.facebook.com/dynamicfuzzbomb

copyright 2013 Dynamic Fuzz Bomb

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Dynamic Fuzz Bomb Sacramento, California

...And then the fuzz bomb goes off. It gets EVERYWHERE. Don't you feel silly now.

Dynamic Fuzz Bomb is:
Ben Steinert doing lead vocals n' guitar
Ry Strella on the axe
Mike Strickland on bass
Andy Tate whacking drums
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Track Name: Better Than Sports
I offer no guarantee that you will understand a single word I say
I am just a selfish, stubborn egomaniac who likes to entertain

This is better than sports
I never have to play ball again, again, again

Somewhere in my fifteen minutes I offended every single one of you
And maybe it’s not your business to decipher every little thing I do

This is better than sports
I never have to play ball again, again, again
This is better than love
I never wanna see you again, again, again

WOO!

Give me medals, give me trophies, build a shrine in honor of me, I DEMAND!
I need extensive therapy but I don’t have the patience so I’ll start a band

This is better than sports
I never have to play ball again, again, again
This is better than love
I never wanna see you again, again, again

I don’t wanna play ball ever again again again
Track Name: There's a Spider Laying Eggs in my Hair
pus encrusted sows teats
soggy, stinking piss-drenched sheets
head lice, anal sores, garbage baby, fetid corpse
engorged fleas, skin your knees
weeping scabs and diseased trees
rotten fruit, shit-heeled boot
crab-infested prostitute

THERE'S A SPIDER LAYING EGGS IN MY HAIR!!!

halitosis, unemployed
emotionally-stunted mama's boy
locked in shed, left for dead
decapitated penis head
bucket of vomit, moldy clothes
bleeding from a broken nose
chicken fight, chigger bite
demon ressurection rite

THERE'S A SPIDER LAYING EGGS IN MY HAIR!!!

Blinded by the stage lights, I'm acting out
You're listening to a grown man pontificate and pout

THERE'S A SPIDER LAYING EGGS IN MY HAIR!!!
Track Name: Geek Descent
I'll plant it with you, our seed of geek descent
I'll say it with you, I'll take what I can get
I'll plant it with you and water it with years
dedicated to vinyl records and beer

And he's so happy to belong to a hive mind
They are welcoming are strong, it's true
Never ever worry 'bout being left behind
Every geek needs a gaggle to belong to

No more chants!!
No more chants!!
One more chance?

I'll sleep beside you, a dream of something more
will creep inside you and leave its mess on your floor
I'll plant it with you and water it with tears
devastated by lonely feelings and fear

Don't you want to belong to a hive mind?
They are welcoming and strong, it's true
Never ever worry 'bout being left behind
Every sheep needs a shepherd to look up to

One more chance!
One more chance!
One more chance!